oh my GOD. I have never been more in love with Trainer Bob than I am watching him in 80's clothes. HOTTTTTTT

Okay, am done, FOR REALLY. Have a big day of ass-wiping tomorrow.

I don't think I've ever hated a game show contestant more than I hate Vicky from The Biggest Loser.

@mrsflinger Missing summer, my dear? Here's the Sees Candies Summer Assortment for your viewing pleasure http://tinyurl.com/68rhls

Um. Sorry. I just had coffee. Much tweeting = caffeine overdose. My bad.